The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.