The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,We’re writing to you because you’ve violated copyright ...
I hope someone comes across this distress signal Damn it, I used the wrong flare
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
A German man visiting France He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?""Hans Muller" replies the German."Occupation?""No, just visiting this time."
Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
Genie: You have two wishes left Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P insteadPenie: And your final wish?Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S insteadPenis:Ms: Nics
Did you know that Andrew Rea's made a reaction channel? Cringing with Babish
I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy Too bad I'm not funny.
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.
Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
Why was Hitler so surprised when he lost the war? Because he did Nazi it coming.
A man on the street was trying to sell me a "slightly used" television... "How can a television be slightly used?" I inquired"The old lady that owned it, she was blind in one eye." he said
Son: "What's that Daddy?" (*pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower*)... Daddy: "That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound."Son: "Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt."
Q: Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident? A: Yeah, now he's a rect-angle!
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing