The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
My 105-year-old grandmother's favorite joke A bag boy is pushing a woman's groceries out to her car. She thinks he's kind of cute, so she taps him on the shoulder and whispers "I have an itchy pussy."He shrugs and says, "Sorry, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked.
What resolution do white supremacists prefer? 3K.
Hey, I have a good joke Robinhood wants to file for IPO this year.
The interactive Netflix film Bandersnatch was so successful, they're creating another interactive film all about Donald Trump. It's called Grabbed-her-snatch.
For the first time in history, a US president haven't grown old, gray haired and tired by the stressful tasks of his presidency ... ... Instead everyone else did.
Trumps so good at making jobs He even opened some up in Iran!
I went to the zoo and I saw the monkeys masturbating. I then saw the giraffes and I was still masturbating.
Men in black. After years of serving MIB, agent K, 69, found himself too old to deal with an alien drug lord. He decided to seek help from his younger self. Why did he travel to sixty years ago? K, 9.
"A 45 minute nap should set me straight " 8 hours later : wakes up as a gay
A woman crashed her car. She told the policeman the man she collided with was on his phone and drinking a can of beer. The policeman said he can do what he likes in his own living room.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.