The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Wants to Get to the Truth of the Khashoggi Murder He's hired OJ to track down the real killers.
What is green and quickly turns red if you push a button? A frog in a blender
What concert costs just 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors, but he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily, the judge was lenient... ...as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.