The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!