The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic... It was really awkward asking them for a hanger
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What happened to the couple who didn't pay their exorcist? Their house got repossessed.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.