The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
How did the butcher know he’d been handling too much organ meat. He felt offal.
What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs? TLC; Because, they don’t want, no scrubs.
Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.
A woman was accused of snorting a family members ashes. She snorted half a gran.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old