The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.