The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
A couple of hours after Trump approved "offensive" cyber strikes against Iran's missile systems, he is heard shouting at his generals Trump : WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE NOT SENDING THE TROOPS???? General : But..But… sir, this is an attack via cyber space.. Trump : DO YOU THINK I AM THAT STUPID?? WHAT'S THE SPACE FORCE FOR THEN???
What’s a ghosts favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke
What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy? That Sharon is Karen...
They named a new scent after the coronavirus It's called Leave Me The Far Cologne
- I saw two men beating my mother in law - and you didn’t do anything?- nah, 3 people would be too many
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number? It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.
Did you hear about the guy who got his face ripped off by a leopard? He's alt-right now.
What do you say to a Lady who's acting up while on her period? Please stop Ovary-acting [P.S.. i sure hope this hasn't been posted here before]
Yo mamma so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
In Zack Snyders Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window simply by touching it. This is because windows no longer supports Flash.