The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Our Boss has locked all toilet paper away in the company safe. If you need to go to the toilet you have to get a dollar note from the cash register.
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
A trans woman complained about having her makeup done without her consent. "I told him not to do it but he did anyway!"But the guy who did her makeup told his side of the story:"You DID consent. I asked if I could do it and your exact words were 'I'll pass, thanks.'"
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbist just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing? A Def Leppard
Rich people start their meals by saying "Bless us oh Lord for these thine gifts..." Poor people say "Ramen."
I picked up a hitchhiker last night He thanked me for picking him up but cautioned me that he could have been a serial killer and asked why I picked him up. I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are minuscule.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why did the math teacher call her student average? She was being mean.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.