The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What do you call a triangle with angles 42.0°, 69° and 69°? A Nice-osceles triangle.
If 2020 was a math word problem: **If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?**
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent.
Why did the black hole stop uploading to his YouTube channel He was void of ideas