The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama? Relative Humidity
People who vaccinate their kids are crazy! Hell no, I didn’t vaccinate my son! Are you out of your mind!? I had a doctor do it!
Trump said global warming was a hoax and he could easily make temperatures "the lowest ever recorded" this summer. So he switched the US to Celsius.
This building is so tall, that if you jumped off the roof... You would die of old age.