The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I live in a house between a crack den and a brothel. I guess you could say i'm between a rock and a hard place.
I asked a guy if he could do an imitation of a pheasant. He said, "Sure, I'm game!"And that, Your Honour, is why I shot him.Credit to u/Bradders_Extreme123 .
Why is it easy to accidentally walk in on the White House Press Secretary while she is in the bathroom? The P is silent.
Just grabbed myself an early black friday deal - sleeping bag for only £30 No idea how to wake it up though...
My father taught me 2 important rules for life 1. Never judge people based on stereotypes2. Never trust a Frenchman
Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows So yeah I guess I'm bisectual
The day before our family holiday my little brother locked himself in his bedroom. I was worried, so I asked him what he was doing.He said, "I'm packing.""Fuck off," I replied. "It's only about four inches."
Robert Pattinson is an awful vampire It took him 11 years to figure out how to turn into a bat
What’s the most common form of birth control at Hogwart’s? *Coitus Interruptus*
How much should you tip your hitman? At least double what their employer paid.
The year is 2100. Earth has been ravaged by a variety of natural and man-made disasters. All the flatlands are now seabeds after the ice caps have melted. Most of the planet's land is barren wasteland. Barely any oxygen is produced, and most animal life has died out. All you can hear is cockroaches and The Rolling Stones 2100 Tour.
New England Patriots’ Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution. He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.
what did the british guy say when he discovered that tea was first made in china? real tea is often disappointing repost because the first one had too many spelig misteks
Ive heard so much about the Eye of the Tiger, But why does nobody talk about the other four letters?
Caveman Shark Tank Guy who invented the wheel - alright this is gonna seem a little unorthodox, but just roll with itCaveman sharks - do what with itG - oh you'll see