The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.