The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came to town, they lost half their population.
I once saw a ghost made of chocolate and vanilla Ice creamed
Robert died... He was working on the local brewery and fell inside the beer tank, drowning. It is believed he didn't suffer as footage shows him leaving the tank twice to take a leak.
Why was the journalist crumpled up on the office floor in tears? Because the editor removed his colon.
Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank... Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted He's never right
Gorillas see us how we see aliens, skinnier, smarter, less hair Or you might call them Asians
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.