The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”