The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Wendy’s has the Baconator and a smaller Baconator called Son of Baconator There is also a secret menu item called Stepson of Baconator where Wendy’s finds a burger and ignores it for 10 years while banging its mom.
With no sight of water in this vast desert we've been storing our urine in a bottle , but last night it was stolen... Now that's just taking the piss.
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat? They’re always Russian or Dragging
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing! And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.
Hey did I tell you I need to get stomach surgery? I'm kinda nervous because the surgeons name is Dr Hans R. Shakey
The last time I was down in Mexico, I saw something very peculiar; what I thought was a shrub covered in slices of pork... I went for a closer look and one of the locals stopped me."Don't go down there, Señor..." he tells me, "... Eet might be a Hambush."
What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.
So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD.
Once a man a was shouting at Times square " The president is an Idiot" "The president is an Idiot" he yelled You can't defame the president, a cop arrested him"Hey I didn't say 'our' president, I was talking about China" Cop replied "Shut up we know exactly which president is an Idiot"
How much TNT does it take to blow up a country? I don’t know, but the answer would probably blow your mind
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have ten left." The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.