The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
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