The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.