The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why is suicide illegal in china? Destruction of state property
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
"Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop." "Oh, I see. So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference.""Ah. I guess that could work too."
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.
The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say... ..."This is the whey"(Sorry)
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Trumps so good at making jobs He even opened some up in Iran!
A guy is having a check up at the doctor's... "Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?""I doubt it" sais the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now""I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc""Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
Why don't they show vaginas in anime? Because then it would be a plot hole
Why do women have periods? Because they can't be questioned
I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid for his self-defense He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fence.
Yo mumma’s so fat The ocean beaches on her.
A guy walks into a bar climbs onto a stool and screams, "ASSHOLES! ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!""HEY!" someone yells out. "You watch your mouth!""Why?" the guy challenges. "Are you a lawyer?""No, I'm an asshole!"