The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did Trump say when he hit the button on his alarm clock but it wouldn't stop beeping? Fake snooze
I once dumped a cross-eyed chick. Thought she was seeing someone else.
Oedipus, Aphrodite and Midas walk into a bar... ... I forget the rest but I can assure you it’s mother-fucking gold.
I'm using an operating system to wipe out half of the population in this universe... It's called ThanOS
I got pulled over by a cop this morning He came to my window and said "Do you know why I pulled you over?"I said, "No officer - I thought for sure you'd know."LPT - Don't do this.
I’m a proud American! I bleed red white and blue because I can’t afford to go to the hospital and find out what the hell is wrong with me!
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.