The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.