The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Two explorers are walking down a path in a jungle. One signals the other to stop and come over with his hand. "Don't make a noise." he whispers, and points to a place between two trees... ... they slowly come close to find a steaming pile of shit. "What does this mean?" he asks taking off his hat and fanning the smell away. "Well Bill, if you find a piece of stinky shit sure enough there is an asshole nearby!"
I put on my mask before I entered the bank, but everyone still got super pissed at me. Turns out, you're not allowed to go in with a shotgun and loudly ask to make a substantial withdrawal.
I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. I'm pissed.
I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly? Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"
Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf Just Kuwait and sea
By tightly securing our Nuclear Arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ... ... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.
How can you tell the US is getting back to normal after Covid19? There's been two mass shootings in the past week
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight" The judge responds "what's she doing"The guy says "looking for me"....
Why should you do up your zipper when you go to Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out
How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian
Why is cold water so insecure? Because it's never called hot.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.