The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '