The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washer and it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
I went to a job fair and loudly announced that somebody was either going to have to give me a job or drag me out kicking and screaming. I'm an editor at WikiLeaks now.