The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.