The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
Got in trouble with wife last night.... I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova. She said "Because I am so hot?"I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling... And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...
I underwent surgery and now I've got a ten inch cock. I think I'm going to need another reduction.
Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy. I guess they ran out of time.
Lots of people are upset that R. Kelly posted bail, don't worry though It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel. Got kicked out of pottery class too.
A shark, crocodile, and a giant spider walk into a bar There’s no punchline, it’s just a normal day in Australia
Why was the young Amish woman banished from her community? Two Mennonite
My favorite 4th of July joke: Do you know why Americans spell color, humor, and behavior that way they do? "Because fuck u that's why." -- George Washington, Revolutionary War
I told my doctor I was having problems with my hearing. He asked me what the symptoms were. I told him they were a yellow cartoon family.