The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I walked into a pet shop. I said, "I want to return this bird cage. My girlfriend's parrot is dead. Choked to death."He said, "Have you got the receipt?"I said, "No."He said, "Why not? We need proof that you paid for it."I said, "The parrot ate it."
I think my parents might be meth heads. The tooth fairy keeps taking my money and leaving behind teeth.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
What do you call an astronomer with the stomach flu? A gastrophysicist
Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls… I think they're Inca hoots…
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office.
Anyone ever masturbated to a turtle race? I got off to a slow start.
I joined the local gym’s swim class Only to find out that breast stroke was not what I thought it would be.
SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19... Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.