The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why is the crowd at a gallows so tense? Because they're hanging on to every last word.
I thought all the trees had broken when they lost their leaves last year. They're coming back now though. What a re-leaf.
Common English Mistakes Common English Mistakes-mixing up there, their, and they're-using the wrong too, to, or two-putting commas in the wrong place-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches-using apostrophes for plurals
This is the first mistake everybody is going to make in 2019 Edit: \*2020
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.” Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?""Yeah. But today is the last day...”
Today I asked my daughter for a phone book... She said "you're such a boomer" and handed me her phone. So, now, the spiders dead, my daughters phone is broken, and she's really pissed at me now..
A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder. He argued that there was no way he could have done it, as he was in vacation in Prague for the week of the killing. The FBI took note of his travel records and let him go; his alibi czeched out.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree? Only the leaf reached the ground.
You can actually file a lawsuit against the federal government in the United States. It's a myth that you can't. All you have to do is simply take some specific medication. And that medication, my friends, is Sudafed®
r/jokes now has a discord channel! Great!! Now I can see reposted jokes in real-time.