The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
The judge says to the bailiff, "Bailiff, what is this man charged with?" Judge: *Bailiff, what is this man charged with?*Bailiff: *Your honor, this is man is charged with BIGOTRY! He had THREE wives!*Judge (shouting): *BAILIFF! Havin' three wives is not BIGOTRY! It's* ***TRIGONOMETRY!***
Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
I really like vaping... It's a good way to blow off steam
If you play WAP with the bass turned all the way down... Is it then a treble cleft?
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
Why should we make shoelaces out of earphone/headphones wires? Cause they would tie themselves.
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
What did Ash say when he accidentally walked in on Misty changing? Sorry, I wasn't trying to get a Pikachu.
What do you call an ambulance with a flat tire? A flatulence.
Whats an athlete’s favorite country? Iran
A policeman arrives at the crime scene "Now, Madam, can you describe the man who stole your handbag?""Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn't see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan.""How do you know that?""He told me as he was running off."