The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you use to take a cow's temperature? A thermoometer.
What do you call the payout pimps make prostitutes pay them for every John? Hoe owners fee.
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
A thief has stolen the credit card of a family The kid asks the father: _"But why haven't you reported it to the police?!"_Father: _Shut up kid! He spends less than your mom!_
Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
Fifty Shades got $47 Million at the box office... There seems to be a lot of women who don't get offended by a billionaire grabbing a girl by the pussy.
Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane? It was mime-blowing
My wife and I were walking home from dinner when we came across 6 men beating up my mother-in-law. My wife asked, "Aren't you going to help?"I said, "No, 6 should be enough."
Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than a mutton for punishment.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.