The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.