The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
After a fire, the corpse of a man is found in a burned-out warehouse. The investigation found that he first set a fire, ate an excessive amount of salt, then used a contraption to bury himself in tons more. The investigators concluded that his self-preservation instinct must have kicked in.
John thought he could never catch an illness. When his co-worker asked him if he ever gets sick, he would always say “The day I become ill will be the day pigs fly.” A few months later, it finally happened.The swine flu.
My grandmother was famous for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on top of her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.I fulfilled my promise.She’s dead and berried.
It's been an incredibly long and tense wait but, now, finally, for the first time in what seems like forever I can say ... Today is my cake day. What? Something else going on at 4:09 a.m. East Coast time today?
Got my wife’s Christmas presents, perfume and a dildo... If she doesn’t like the perfume she can go fuck herself!