The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Social Distancing is so unbelievably stupid If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.
Best gorilla joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?Zookeeper: No I did not.Gorilla: That's because I'm a quiet gorilla[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory? No, Not every one, only the males
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)