The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My mum told me, when I visit grandma in hospital, I should take her flowers. So, when grandma wasn't looking, I took them.
My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window... ...she said it was a little condescending.
I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit. It was downhill from there.
What do Chernobyl policeman and a box of chocolates have in common? They’ll both kill your dog
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.