The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".
What do you call a chubby chick riding cowboy? A triglyce-ride
I guess China finally got what they want They managed to coronise the world.
So my mate has started dating twins! I asked him the other day "how do you tell them apart?"He said "Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...... And Brian's got a cock"
Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is Betty White
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath. I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
The Horny Crab Two men are talking:"I'm a kind of horny crab" the first man gasps."what do you mean" asks the other one."I can't get out of Michelle".
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos. Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I’m really hoping for is a No Fetus February
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.
I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.