The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time
A woman crashed her car. She told the policeman the man she collided with was on his phone and drinking a can of beer. The policeman said he can do what he likes in his own living room.
I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing "nice... what’s the highest you've been?"I tried to kiss a goldfish.
Why did the dinosaurs die out. They got ereptile dysfunction.
There are 2 astronauts in space. The first says "I can't find any milk for my coffee"The second says "in space, no-one can. Here, use cream"(Saying it aloud helps)#Tip your waitresses!
I wanted to make a joke about people that do drugs But that’s where I draw the line
My homeboy got rear-ended on a motorcycle wearing a bright green shirt, with shiny red hair: It kind of makes sense.... It was hard to miss him
Religious CD (NSFW) My muslim friend told me had purchased a a copy of the Koran on CD, so I asked him to burn me one.Then hell broke loose....
A policeman comes to work, all happy. "Guess what?" He says. His co-workers ask: "We don't know, what?" The policeman answers: "I bought a Lego set for 3+ years and managed to build it in a year!"(Was funnier in my language)
The POTUS, Donald Trump is swept down a flooding river... You stand on the riverbank with a camera in one hand and a lifebuoy in the other. Now you have to make a choice.... Do you take a picture in colour or in black and white?
I’m seeing a lot of heaven related jokes, so here’s a bad one to lower every bodies expectations- What do angles fish for in heaven?Holy mackerels
What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick.
I saw a poster on a tree with a man's face. It read: "MISSING PERSON! REWARD £150". Would you believe it...I was out on a pleasant walk the day after when I found that very guy tied up in the woods down by the river.So regretfully, I had to give him the £150.
I don't know why people are so happy about Robert Mugabe's death... I mean, didn't he turn all of his countrymen into billionaires?