The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.