The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I can prove the Earth is flat But people always tell me my arguments keep doing roundabouts
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow weenies.
I’ve been doing some research into my family tree, and it turns out my Great Grandfather was a terrible dictator. Apparently none of his secretaries understood a word he said.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!!!
Mom never told me I shouldn't touch electric wires Imagine my shock when I got grounded!
As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing makes me angrier than seeing a vegan eating pudding. Because how can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.