The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A Chinese judge comes out of session. Meets another judge who asks "What's so funny?""Oh, someone just told the best political joke ever.""Care to share?""Can't. Sentenced him to 10 years for it".
My friend said that he replaced the Oxygen with Uranium in a water molecule. I was like, "HUH?"
I literally only know two phone numbers 911 and J.G. Wentworth’s.
I was carbon-dating a dinosaur the other day, trying to figure out what era it was from Upon closer inspection, I realised that it didn't have the 3 anuses I was expecting, so I ruled out the Triassic period
What do you call an ambulance with loads of steroids in it? Ambu-Lance Armstrong
After a fire, the corpse of a man is found in a burned-out warehouse. The investigation found that he first set a fire, ate an excessive amount of salt, then used a contraption to bury himself in tons more. The investigators concluded that his self-preservation instinct must have kicked in.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise, surprise!It was an Apple, but with limited memory.Just one byte, and everything crashed.
A redneck suffered a nasty fall... So he visited a physician and sought treatment. “Apply this ointment to the area where injury was sustained,” the doctor said. The redneck happily left the clinic and proceeded to liberally apply ointment on the sidewalk where he fell.
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
I used to date a half-Asian. Her mom was Chinese and her dad was Japanese A shark ate her bottom half.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.(Joke Originally from The Joke Cafe - http://thejokecafe.com )
I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it High 'n Fibre
I was on a date last night, as I sat at my table, forking my food awaiting my date to arrive, I realized they had stood me up, and I had to foot the bill. Long story short...... Don't ever date a leg
This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
So this guy tried convincing me he was a ghost. But i saw right through him.