The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
(A character in a dream told me this joke) This dude calls his vet and says "My dog ate one of my Viagra and has had an erection for more than four hours, what should I do?" The vet replied, "Did you try to manually induce ejaculation?"The guy goes, "Yeah I tried but I couldn't get hard because my dog ate my last pill!"
Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
The 13th amendment makes it illegal to buy people as they aren’t property Apparently, government officials don’t apply
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a flat tire? Just one. Unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up.
My friend Is a plastic surgeon He specializes In hand jobs
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. "Which ear is it?" he asked. "2018," I replied.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'