The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.