The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
TIL (Today I learned) who coined the phrase "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" It was former US President Abraham Lincoln.
It’s okay for me to use gorilla glue but as soon as I start using horse glue everyone gets all angry Aren’t gorillas like, super endangered? WTF
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.
Wise words from my grandmother. Not all strippers are prostitutes, and not all Romanian girls are strippers. Some are also prostitutes.
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”