The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.I work in mental health and a patient told me this one the other day
I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more
Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. I went to four different ones today and they all said "Insufficient Funds"
What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store? Picking his nose
Women can receive up to $8,000 for donating their eggs. Can you imagine if men were compensated the same amount for their donation? I’d have a sock at home worth $72,000
TIFU and heard the four words you never want to hear during sex... "Call me an ambulance" So I said, "You're an ambulance."
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'