The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
As part of the break up process,I decided to burn all my ex wife's clothes. It gave me great satisfaction.....She was wearing them at the time.
Which month do wives complain the least? February because it has fewer days.