The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.