The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
My grandmother died recently. We had her cremated. I think that’s what killed her.
BREAKING NEWS: A shipment of Viagra has just been stolen The police are still on the lookout for the hardened criminals
It's not the size of the ship, nor the motion of the ocean... It's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
Why does a squirrel's tail grow from it's back? Because there's a squirrel in the front.
In the sentence "the thief stole a television" where is the subject? In prison
About a month before he died, we covered my uncle's back in grease and lard He went downhill fast after that.
Last time I was in jail I felt like a crop field in 1860 Cause I was being plowed by black guys all day long
A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
America is the only place in the world where you can drive up to a fuel station and buy a liquid called "gas." That's funny to me.