The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A cucumber walks into a bar A cucumber walks into a bar.The bartender says, "you got any ID?"The cucumber hands him his license.The bartender looks at the picture and goes, "nice try but this is obviously a pickle."
A stupid knight won a jousting tournament. While awarding his prize, the king had to ask, "How does such a dumb man win a contest like this one?"The squire answered, "All the points just go over his head."
LPT: The key to job security is not just cultivating a strong relationship with your boss, but your boss' boss as well. Having constant open dialogue, strengthening trust, and exhibiting vulnerability is key especially during periods of layoffs... That way over time you'll hopefully build up enough black mail material to against them in case they ever want to fire you.
If you write an entire book using a Ouija board, you get all the credit... Since it was technically written by a ghost writer?
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
Coworker: Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere. Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in ‘98. Coworker: Really?Me: No.
Never date a girl named Ruth. If you two break up, you're going to be Ruth-less.
My wife makes my pancakes too thin. Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.
A rich blonde woman from Beverly Hills was at the dentist about to get her tooth pulled. The dentist asked, "Do you want a local anesthetic?" She shook her head and said, "Let's not pinch pennies, doctor. I only want the best! Do you have anything imported?”
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
What did the stoner say when someone tied his shoes together? "Damn. These are laced and I'm tripping!"
Did you know that the Earth’s gravity increases a bit on Easter Sunday? It’s cuz there’s a lot more mass.