The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why are aircraft always painted white? The colour seems a bit plane to me
What do you call an all female team of film editors? The Splice Girls
Johnny turns up into his class one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher: "Johnny, why weren't you at school yesterday?"Johnny: "Well Miss, my grandad got burnt."Teacher: "Oh, he wasnt burnt too badly I hope?"Johnny: "Oh yes, Miss. They dont mess around at these crematoriums."
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
“Television is bad for the eyes”, a teacher says. Jimmy: “Yes, and also bad for the legs.”Teacher: “Legs?”Jimmy: “My brother Timmy has bad legs from our television.”Teacher: “Jimmy, how can your brother possibly have bad legs from his television?”Jimmy: “He dropped it on his foot!”
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing! And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.
What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep
People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future. Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a poop? A turdle
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn't support windows.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get? The No-bell prize.