The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
A hydrogen elemental and two water elementals walk into a bar... The bartender says, "'Water' you doing here?"This came up in a recent RPG session. It's terrible, but I loved it too much not to post.
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial
There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle" but most episodes just went off on tangents
What's the Difference between Pink and Purple? Your Grip. 🙂
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
I got a pop up ad for a locally owned Sean Connery roofing supply company It said, “shingles in your area”.
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
President Trump has refused to release the full report proving claims that Iran is developing a fighting force of flying dinosaurs. He’s released a version of the report but It’s been pterodacted
Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what'd you do that for?
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'